just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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