btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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