So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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