I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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