another moral hangover. fuck.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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