How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Houston, we have a squirter
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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