Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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