When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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