Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my shit smells like andre
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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