could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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