You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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