Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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