i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Even my vagina gasped.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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