i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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