are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I still have a little drunk in my system
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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