I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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