Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize