Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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