Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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i drank out of a bidet.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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