I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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