You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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