That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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