On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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