Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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