what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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