just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You pole danced in your parka.
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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