So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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