WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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