Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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