I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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