he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have post one night stand depression
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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