she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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