actually, I'm a sock model
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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