U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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