Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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