So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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