Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The uberlube is also flammable
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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