Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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