he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Small penises have feelings too.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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