hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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