It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize