I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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