I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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