My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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