do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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