left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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