omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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