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Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.

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(305): Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough. http://tfl.nu/p0ma

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.

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(202): He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex. http://tfl.nu/r46t

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall

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...welcome to nebraska

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(402): i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall (402): ...welcome to nebraska http://tfl.nu/cxvz

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.

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Anal.

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(615): I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people. (1-615): Anal. http://tfl.nu/eagl

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(214): View more from Texas

we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.

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(214): we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER. http://tfl.nu/9rv5

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(514): View more from Quebec

I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was

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(514): I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was http://tfl.nu/5j8j

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(410): View more from Maryland

what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

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the part where you beat me to him

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fair enough.

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(410): what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?! (1-410): the part where you beat me to him (410): fair enough. http://tfl.nu/4y3l

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.

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(765): I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick. http://tfl.nu/m09q

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory

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(252): He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory http://tfl.nu/jj42

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(618): View more from Illinois

This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?

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(618): This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it? http://tfl.nu/yhoj

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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.

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(715): I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far. http://tfl.nu/o4x5

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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened

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(505): I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened http://tfl.nu/wwzi

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(812): View more from Indiana

She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified

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(812): She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified http://tfl.nu/xfst

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(775): View more from Nevada

Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are

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(775): Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are http://tfl.nu/iecj

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time

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(403): I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time http://tfl.nu/5di6

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