Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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