Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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